The physics of crime movies is the branch of physics that studies paranormal phenomena seemingly impossible in reality and which occur only the police corps from fictions or crime films.
SWAT teams are theoretically created to replace the common policemen in high-risk operations, but in all the movies SWAT police officers equipped with helmets, suits, bulletproof vests, high beam grenades, and machine guns are always preceded by detectives protagonists of the films, without vest and with only a poor gun. The only plausible explanation for this absurd phenomenon is due to the great courage of the protagonists.
CHASE'S LAW
The phenomenal car chases between policemen and criminals through highways, expressways, national roads, provincial, municipal, secondary roads small roads and go-karts tracks are obviously part of the job for which one he enlisted in the police force. Aside from the fact that chases from movies never occur. On the rare occasions when these events occur they only last for a few kilometers and the cars streaming down a bit. Contrary to what appears in the movies, ie gigantic accidents, explosions, cars which fly through the air, destroyed cars that never stops, pursuits that last for hours, and shooting from the windows. The phenomenon is probably explained by the fact that these scenes are shot in the corners of the Earth with a specific gravity in the presence of combustible gases and / or anti-personnel mines, and cars built with titanium alloy.
SHOOTING'S LAW
The wonderful shootings that continue for about ten minutes and shippers have the ability to contain a billion cartridges are as real as Valeria Marini boobs, given that shippers roomiest have a capacity of about 30 shots, and from this it follows that the shootings the TV series is pure idiocy to 99.99%. This is because in crime films, they use special guns on which the Hogwarts students practice with extensive unrecognizable enchantment.
UNIVERSAL LAWS
SWAT'S LAWSWAT teams are theoretically created to replace the common policemen in high-risk operations, but in all the movies SWAT police officers equipped with helmets, suits, bulletproof vests, high beam grenades, and machine guns are always preceded by detectives protagonists of the films, without vest and with only a poor gun. The only plausible explanation for this absurd phenomenon is due to the great courage of the protagonists.
CHASE'S LAW
The phenomenal car chases between policemen and criminals through highways, expressways, national roads, provincial, municipal, secondary roads small roads and go-karts tracks are obviously part of the job for which one he enlisted in the police force. Aside from the fact that chases from movies never occur. On the rare occasions when these events occur they only last for a few kilometers and the cars streaming down a bit. Contrary to what appears in the movies, ie gigantic accidents, explosions, cars which fly through the air, destroyed cars that never stops, pursuits that last for hours, and shooting from the windows. The phenomenon is probably explained by the fact that these scenes are shot in the corners of the Earth with a specific gravity in the presence of combustible gases and / or anti-personnel mines, and cars built with titanium alloy.
SHOOTING'S LAW
The wonderful shootings that continue for about ten minutes and shippers have the ability to contain a billion cartridges are as real as Valeria Marini boobs, given that shippers roomiest have a capacity of about 30 shots, and from this it follows that the shootings the TV series is pure idiocy to 99.99%. This is because in crime films, they use special guns on which the Hogwarts students practice with extensive unrecognizable enchantment.
PHISICS OF CRIME MOVES: EXCEPTIONAL CASES
In one of the episodes of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation took place a shootout between police and a group of Mexican criminals, one of the policemen fired and, apparently, the shot seemed to go in circles. But a few seconds later, during the chase one of these criminals pointed a gun at one of the police officers concerned: the gun jammed and the agent nailed the criminal with three shots. Why the gun had jammed? Grissom's response was that, obviously, the first shot fired by the policeman had previously hit the revolver cylinder of the criminal, thus blocking the rotation of the drum.
Chances of that happening in real life: zerothousand%
In another episode of CSI (though this time NY!), a gang of robbers entered a bank prior to the opening and killed the director firing two shots into the same hole. What was the explanation of Mac Taylor? Obviously the thieves had used a weapon that allowed to have no recoil, allowing them to fire two bullets in the same spot.
Chances of that happening in real life: - (zerothousand)%
Translated from NONCICLOPEDIA http://nonciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fisica_dei_film_polizieschi
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